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Tag Archives: Science
A Tear In The Vacation Time/Space Continuum
Science has never been my strong suit, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve always had this theory that time speeds up whenever I am on vacation. I think it has something to do with a tear in the space/time continuum, but don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire, Science, time, Time Travel, vacation
5 Comments
A Cooler, More Efficient Form Of Time Travel
A bunch of us were out on the porch talking about time travel last night, Modern Philosophers. In other words, it was a typical Saturday night at The House on the Hill. We had just returned from the garage, where … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Humor, inventions, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Science, time machines, Time Travel
8 Comments
Study Links Stress To The Existence Of Other People
Don’t let those Fake News types tell you that the United States isn’t at the top of the global heap when it comes to scientific breakthroughs, Modern Philosophers. Today, a team of government scientists from The Department Utilizing Statistics & … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged causes of stress, dealing with stress, Humor, Modern Philosopher, people suck, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Science, stress
18 Comments
Why Won’t Sweat Kill Germs?
I’ve never been an ace at Science, Modern Philosophers. That’s why you’ll see me in a toga, but never in a lab coat. Because of this shortcoming, I am forced to keep a team of scientists on retainer to help … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, Flu, germs, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, Science
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Would A Younger Body Make Me Faster?
There are so many great philosophical questions that we could ponder for ages, Modern Philosophers, without ever truly learning the answers. Then, there are some that can be answered much easier when Dr. Emmett “Doc” Brown is your blog’s chief … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged exercise, Fitness, health, Humor, injuries, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, Science, Time Travel
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New Study Says To Avoid Eating Yellow Snow
According to a new study published by Maine’s prestigious Western Maine Medical Center, it remains a very good idea to never eat yellow snow, Modern Philosophers. A team of scientists, led by Dr. Lisa Nolan, spent the past three years … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Science, Snow Miser, snowmen, winter, yellow snow
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Scientists Baffled By Why Women Take Such Long Showers
“I’ll need about an hour,” The Sweet Irish Girl called over her shoulder as she vanished into the bathroom. “Okay, sweetie,” I mumbled until my sleepy brain had processed what she had actually said. “Wait! What?” And with a click … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged battle of the sexes, Humor, Modern Philosopher, personal hygiene, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Science, scientific theory, showers, water
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