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Batman Vs Daredevil On Hold Until Studio Perfects Ben Affleck Clone

The big announcement out of Hollywood today is that the potential blockbuster movie for the Summer of 2017, Batman Versus Daredevil, has been put on hold due to lack of advancements in cloning. According to the studio that’s financing the … Continue reading

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United Nations: We Must Move Earth Closer To Sun For Warmth

The United Nations announced today that a team of astronauts, working closely with the planet’s top scientists, will soon be going on a mission to tow the Earth closer to the Sun for warmth. “It’s the only way to save … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: The Human Hibernation Hypothesis

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! Sorry for the late start with the Jump Start post, but it has been a busy morning at The House on the Hill. I went for a walk to the library, then I cleared the roofs … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: The Seesaw Variable

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! We made it through another week, and this one was particularly rough for the guy in the toga.  So much snow, and then more snow, and then dreams of snow. Even though it is snowing as … Continue reading

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What Was Life Like Before Snow Was Invented?

I sit here at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, watching another snowstorm dump its load on Maine, and I wonder what life was like before snow was invented. When I was a kid, my Dad would entertain me … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Where’s My Hoverboard?

Welcome to the first Saturday of 2015, Modern Philosophers. So what do you think of the new edition of the first day of the weekend?  Is it everything you dreamed it would be when you were a wee Modern Philosopher … Continue reading

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Genetically Engineered Turkeys Ensure Longer Thanksgiving Naps

Science has given us something else to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers. A team from the University of Maine’s Genetics Lab announced the creation of a genetically engineered “Super Turkey” that contains extra Tryptophan.  The bird, nicknamed “The … Continue reading

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Study Links Mermaid Sightings To Higher Inebriation Levels

Scientists from the University of Maine at Rockland’s prestigious Mythical Maritime Creatures Department have released a study that proves that people report more Mermaid sightings when they are inebriated. The study, which was conducted from Memorial Day Weekend through the … Continue reading

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Experts Warn Of Dangers Of Second Hand Stupidity

A team of experts, dressed in lab coats and carrying clipboards to accentuate their expertise, today issued a report warning of the dangers of second hand stupidity. The report, which was over 2,500 pages long, supposedly proves that being exposed … Continue reading

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NASA To Send Up Probe To Make Sure The Sun Is Still Out There

NASA has finally come up with a project to keep it busy, Modern Philosophers! It was decided that the once formidable American space program would run an errand for the citizens of this great country, who are freezing off their … Continue reading

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