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All Soccer Matches To Begin 1-1 To Ensure No More Scoreless Ties

Big news from the world of soccer (aka “the boring form of football”), Modern Philosophers. Realizing that more and more fans were falling asleep and/or dying of boredom during soccer matches because most of them ended in scoreless ties, FIFA … Continue reading

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