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Pope Francis Orders Priests Not To Absolve Patriots’ Sins

Pope Francis has told all members of the Catholic Church’s clergy that they are not to grant absolution to any member of the New England Patriots should they confess to cheating in the AFC Championship Game. This major news, coming … Continue reading

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I Advise You That Cheating Is Not Patriotic

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I know you’re a Jets fan, but I hope you are still able to enjoy the day.  There’s still a big game to watch, plenty of cool commercials, and it’s a great excuse … Continue reading

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Coin Toss

I think It’s rather Ridiculous That a trip To the Super Bowl Came down To a Lucky guess On the flip Of a coin. The Packers Should not Have allow it To come down To a case Of heads Versus … Continue reading

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