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Mainers Vote To Hibernate Until April
Well, Maine’s Top Secret Election Day has come and gone, Modern Philosophers. Despite the horribly frigid temperatures, Mainers turned out in records numbers to vote on Referendum Subzero, which appeared on the ballot as such: “Should all Mainers be put … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, hibernation, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, secret elections, winter
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