Tag Archives: Secret Service

But Can The Secret Service Protect Your Soul?

Posted on June 28, 2015 by Austin

“I’ve been reading the campaign literature Michelle created, and I think you should give some serious thought to running for President,” The Devil declared when I returned to the living room of The House on the Hill with an armful … Continue reading →

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Vice President Accidentally Tweets Nuke Codes; Luckily No One Follows Him

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Austin

The White House had a lot of explaining to do, Modern Philosophers, after Vice President Joe Biden accidentally tweeted Top Secret nuclear launch codes earlier this afternoon. Luckily, all of Biden’s Twitter followers are fake accounts set up by White … Continue reading →

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