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Linus Strangled With His Blanket; All Mainers Are Suspects

Linus, the beloved young cartoon character who enjoyed giving grand speeches, believed in the Great Pumpkin, and was never seen without his security blanket, was found murdered today, Modern Philosophers. He was strangled by the very blanket that he thought … Continue reading

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