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Mercury Poisoning: Thermometers Refuse to Budge as Maine Returns to Ice Age

Talks between the People of Maine and the Thermometer Union broke down earlier today after the Mercury again refused to budge from its position well below freezing.  Neither side would discuss the negotiations on the record, but I was outside … Continue reading

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