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Love Me, Not My Shark Bite!

When you kiss me, You always touch My shark bite. You stare at it, And say It drives You wild. You pursued me, Much like That Great White Did across the Atlantic. Now that You’ve caught me, Will you Try … Continue reading

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Shark Attack In Maine Bar Jeopardizes Summer Tourism

The Maine Tourism Board is operating at Code Red status today after reports of a shark attack  in a local bar has left the rest of this Summer’s Tourism business in series jeopardy. Linda and Allen Shapero of Richmond, VA … Continue reading

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