Tag Archives: Shopping

Are Mall Rats Being Devoured By Cyber Cats?

I went to the mall today, Modern Philosophers, because it has always been my fantasy to be a cast member in a raunchy 1980s teen comedy. Okay, I lied. I actually went to the mall because I need new running … Continue reading

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Skinnier Guy Problems

Sunday was day one hundred of my new fitness routine, Modern Philosophers, and the bathroom scale rewarded my hard work by revealing that I’d lost 39 lbs. That means I’m more than halfway to my goal of losing 75 lbs, … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 9/19/16

There was no need to check the calendar today, Modern Philosophers.  It was definitely a Monday. I got to work at 5:45, ready to kick some ass.  About an hour and a half later, though, I made an annoying discovery…I’d … Continue reading

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It’s Cyber Monday: Bow Before Your Robot Masters!

It’s Cyber Monday, Modern Philosophers, and as far as I can tell from the safety of my basement bunker, The Machines have not yet begun The Robot Apocalypse. Of course, this is no thanks to those of you who logged … Continue reading

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Cyber Monday Morning Coffee Club: 11/30/15

It’s Cyber Monday, Modern Philosophers, so be ever vigilant for the inevitable start of The Robot Apocalypse. Aren’t Monday hard enough without having to worry that Robot High Command might give the order for The Machines to begin enslaving all … Continue reading

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Targeting Irish Mallrats

Mallrats, even though it is directed by Kevin Smith, is not one of my favorite films, Modern Philosophers. Perhaps it’s because Smith got too big budget and commercial right after his super indie, micro budget film Clerks. Or maybe it’s … Continue reading

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Welcome To America; I Apologize In Advance

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! As I might have mentioned, The Sweet Irish Girl is visiting The House on the Hill.  Today, I took her out for a Sunday Fun Day. A camera crew followed us around, as usual, and I … Continue reading

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