Tag Archives: single life

Losing My Frigidity

Posted on January 22, 2022 by Austin

I am really starting to hate winter, Modern Philosophers. And for those smart asses who feel compelled to point out that I never should have moved to Maine if I hated winter, I will point out that I had a … Continue reading →

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Maybe Cupid Cares About Your Budget

Posted on February 9, 2020 by Austin

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, Modern Philosophers.  I belong to a support group called Why Does Cupid Hate Us?, which is for people who have issues about being single.  Not everyone in the group is angry or bitter, but around … Continue reading →

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The Single Guy’s Guide To Being Sick

Posted on January 13, 2019 by Austin

One of the few, if not only, perks of being sick, Modern Philosophers, is having someone take care of you. When you’re single, though, you don’t even get that.  So falling ill is a real annoyance, and can be a … Continue reading →

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Appeasing My Inner Monk

Posted on January 6, 2019 by Austin

I normally don’t like being alone on my birthday, Modern Philosophers, but this year, I thought I’d change it up a little. I’m appeasing my inner monk. While I’m not wearing a brown hooded robe and spending the day in … Continue reading →

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Use More Water, Ya Weirdo!

Posted on May 22, 2018 by Austin

I’m well aware that I’m supposed to drink a lot of water when I’m running and working out, Modern Philosophers, and I think I do an excellent job of that. However, my town has an issue with it.  So much … Continue reading →

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Flying Solo on Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 14, 2018 by Austin

I didn’t even realize it was Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, until after my run when I was scrolling through Facebook. Facebook friends who are in a relationship would never allow the rest of the world to forget Valentine’s Day. How … Continue reading →

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The Dating Dead: My Romantic Apocalypse

Posted on October 3, 2015 by Austin

It’s Saturday night, Modern Philosophers, and the only date I have is with a bowl of ice cream and the Notre Dame game. I thought that rather than writing my usual Dating Tips post, I’d turn the tables and focus … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 Favorite Things About Being Single

Posted on July 15, 2015 by Austin

I had a revelation while in the bathroom this morning, Modern Philosophers. Don’t worry, it’s nothing gross.  I noticed that the toilet paper roll was almost finished.  I thought to myself “I’m single, I live alone, I can get crazy … Continue reading →

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Too Hot To Do Anything But Ramble…

Posted on July 2, 2014 by Austin

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers. It’s too hot to write anything that makes sense, and no one reads blogs anyway during the Summer, so I thought I’d just ramble for a few hundred words. “Gee, Austin, how is that any … Continue reading →

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