Tag Archives: single life

Use More Water, Ya Weirdo!

Posted on May 22, 2018 by

I’m well aware that I’m supposed to drink a lot of water when I’m running and working out, Modern Philosophers, and I think I do an excellent job of that. However, my town has an issue with it.  So much … Continue reading →

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Flying Solo on Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 14, 2018 by

I didn’t even realize it was Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, until after my run when I was scrolling through Facebook. Facebook friends who are in a relationship would never allow the rest of the world to forget Valentine’s Day. How … Continue reading →

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The Dating Dead: My Romantic Apocalypse

Posted on October 3, 2015 by

It’s Saturday night, Modern Philosophers, and the only date I have is with a bowl of ice cream and the Notre Dame game. I thought that rather than writing my usual Dating Tips post, I’d turn the tables and focus … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 Favorite Things About Being Single

Posted on July 15, 2015 by

I had a revelation while in the bathroom this morning, Modern Philosophers. Don’t worry, it’s nothing gross.  I noticed that the toilet paper roll was almost finished.  I thought to myself “I’m single, I live alone, I can get crazy … Continue reading →

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Too Hot To Do Anything But Ramble…

Posted on July 2, 2014 by

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers. It’s too hot to write anything that makes sense, and no one reads blogs anyway during the Summer, so I thought I’d just ramble for a few hundred words. “Gee, Austin, how is that any … Continue reading →

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