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Tag Archives: single life
Maybe Cupid Cares About Your Budget
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, Modern Philosophers. I belong to a support group called Why Does Cupid Hate Us?, which is for people who have issues about being single. Not everyone in the group is angry or bitter, but around … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love
Tagged Cupid, dating, finances, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, money, sarcasm, satire, single life, Valentines' Day
5 Comments
The Single Guy’s Guide To Being Sick
One of the few, if not only, perks of being sick, Modern Philosophers, is having someone take care of you. When you’re single, though, you don’t even get that. So falling ill is a real annoyance, and can be a … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged advice, being sick, dating, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Parks and Recreation, sarcasm, satire, single life, winter cold
31 Comments
Appeasing My Inner Monk
I normally don’t like being alone on my birthday, Modern Philosophers, but this year, I thought I’d change it up a little. I’m appeasing my inner monk. While I’m not wearing a brown hooded robe and spending the day in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged alone time, finding peace, Happy Birthday, Humor, introvert, Modern Philosopher, monks, sarcasm, satire, single life, solitude
12 Comments
Use More Water, Ya Weirdo!
I’m well aware that I’m supposed to drink a lot of water when I’m running and working out, Modern Philosophers, and I think I do an excellent job of that. However, my town has an issue with it. So much … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged conservation, finances, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, single life, the joys of owning a home, water, water bill
8 Comments
The Dating Dead: My Romantic Apocalypse
It’s Saturday night, Modern Philosophers, and the only date I have is with a bowl of ice cream and the Notre Dame game. I thought that rather than writing my usual Dating Tips post, I’d turn the tables and focus … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged apocalypse, dating, dating tips, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, single life, unlucky in love
44 Comments
My Top 5 Favorite Things About Being Single
I had a revelation while in the bathroom this morning, Modern Philosophers. Don’t worry, it’s nothing gross. I noticed that the toilet paper roll was almost finished. I thought to myself “I’m single, I live alone, I can get crazy … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged being single, dating, dating tips, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, single life
47 Comments
Too Hot To Do Anything But Ramble…
Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers. It’s too hot to write anything that makes sense, and no one reads blogs anyway during the Summer, so I thought I’d just ramble for a few hundred words. “Gee, Austin, how is that any … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged desert, heat, Humor, Hump Day, Modern Philosopher, rain, Sarcasm, satire, single life, Summer
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