Tag Archives: sketch comedy

I Reject Your Offer Of An Acting Career

Posted on April 19, 2015 by Austin

Isn’t it a glorious Sunday, Modern Philosophers? Did you start off your day like I did by having breakfast and watching the recording of your latest TV appearance?  If you didn’t, I highly recommend you try it some time. Yes, … Continue reading →

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So Do You Want To Watch My TV Acting Debut?

Posted on October 12, 2014 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! As you know, I made my TV acting debut on The Nite Show With Danny Cashman last night, appearing in a sketch that I wrote for the show. As you can see from this photo, I … Continue reading →

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Why Are You Acting So Weird?

Posted on September 24, 2014 by Austin

So you think I’m acting weird, Modern Philosophers? That’s a good sign.  How are my acting skills?  Do they seem believable?  Am I ready to get up in front of the TV cameras and a live studio audience tonight to … Continue reading →

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If You Run With The Bulls, You’re Gonna Get Horny!

Posted on September 23, 2014 by Austin

I love it when someone really mangles a famous saying, Modern Philosophers. Yes, as I writer, I feel like it is my sacred duty to protect words, and see to it that they are used wisely and treated with respect, … Continue reading →

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I Just Wrote Myself Into The Show!

Posted on September 22, 2014 by Austin

The Nuns taught me many things over the years, Modern Philosophers. One thing that has always stuck with me was that while miracles do happen, they are usually performed by someone much higher up the food chain like God, Jesus, … Continue reading →

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