Tag Archives: Snakes

St Patrick Vows To Drive Snakes Out Of The White House

Forever poised to keep both Irish and American eyes smiling on the holiday that bears his name, St. Patrick held a press conference today outside of the NYC cathedral named after him to make a huge announcement, Modern Philosophers. “It … Continue reading

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Call Him The Prince O’ Darkness, Laddie

I had just come in from a second round of shoveling the driveway, and all I wanted to do was relax and watch some TV. “We need to discuss Seamus’ St. Patrick’s Day party immediately,” The Devil announced as he … Continue reading

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St. Patrick To Star In Snakes On A Plane Sequel

Do It Again Pictures announced today that it is going into production on a sequel to the 2006 non-blockbuster, Snakes on a Plane, Modern Philosophers. The much anticipated action film will be released on St. Patrick’s Day 2016. Samuel L. … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: St. Paddy’s Day Edition

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers!  St. Patrick’s Day Weekend is here, but before you give yourself over to celebrating the holiday, put on your Deep Thinking Toga and join me in the Think Tank. As I iron my green toga to … Continue reading

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