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Tag Archives: sneezing
Sick and Twisted Humor
I have been sick the last few days, Modern Philosophers. I was going to write that I felt like $%^&, but this is a family friendly blog, and the truth of the matter is that while I have been under … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged being sick, coughing, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, runny nose, sarcasm, satire, sneezing, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, working on a novel
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Miserable Morning Medicine Meeting: 1/14/15
It’s been a miserable morning, Modern Philosophers. I woke up at 4AM in a coughing and sneezing fit, and never could fall back asleep. As I suffered under the covers, wishing sleep would come, there was a bright spot in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cold, cold medicine, couch, Humor, Modern Philosopher, runny nose, Sarcasm, satire, sick day, sneezing, TV
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Naughty Dragon
Naughty Dragon, Did you ignore My reminder To take Your allergy Medication this morning? You took it? Really? That’s your story, Naughty Dragon? I only ask Because I care, And I know That the Pollen count Is extremely high In … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged allergies, Dragons, fire, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Sarcasm, satire, sneezing
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