Tag Archives: Snow Day

Writing Up A Blizzard

Posted on January 22, 2023 by Austin

“Are you prepared for the big storm?” Holly asked before taking a sip of her coffee. It was Sunday, a large snowstorm was barreling towards them, but the best friends were calmly seated on their favorite bench next to the … Continue reading →

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Talk To Me, Snowman

Posted on February 4, 2022 by Austin

I feel like we are suffering through the longest winter in recorded history, Modern Philosophers. We had a blizzard last weekend, and another one is ravaging Maine today.  After last weekend’s storm, I woke up to two mornings where the … Continue reading →

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Ferris Blizzard’s Day Off

Posted on February 13, 2017 by Austin

Day 136 — The storm of the winter finally arrived today. On Friday, predictions were already calling for two to three feet of snow by the end of the day.  My company decided yesterday to close for the storm.  This … Continue reading →

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Ferris Bueller I Am Not

Posted on January 27, 2015 by Austin

Ferris Bueller knew how to spend a day off, Modern Philosophers, while I clearly do not. Rather than spending my Snow Day at a Cubs game, rocking out on a parade float, or impersonating the Sausage King of Chicago, I … Continue reading →

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Go To Hell?

Posted on January 25, 2015 by Austin

“Do you want to go to Hell?” “Excuse me?” I asked as I looked up from my book.  It wasn’t that my hearing was bad.  In fact, it was above average.  It was just that the question had come from … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Take An Adult Snow Day

Posted on January 25, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, Like you, I like in New England, and I am gearing up for this Nor’easter the meteorologists are predicting for Tuesday and Wednesday. I’ve lived here my whole life, so blizzards with huge accumulations are nothing new.  … Continue reading →

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