Tag Archives: Snow Day

Talk To Me, Snowman

I feel like we are suffering through the longest winter in recorded history, Modern Philosophers. We had a blizzard last weekend, and another one is ravaging Maine today.  After last weekend’s storm, I woke up to two mornings where the … Continue reading

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Ferris Blizzard’s Day Off

Day 136 — The storm of the winter finally arrived today. On Friday, predictions were already calling for two to three feet of snow by the end of the day.  My company decided yesterday to close for the storm.  This … Continue reading

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Ferris Bueller I Am Not

Ferris Bueller knew how to spend a day off, Modern Philosophers, while I clearly do not. Rather than spending my Snow Day at a Cubs game, rocking out on a parade float, or impersonating the Sausage King of Chicago, I … Continue reading

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Go To Hell?

“Do you want to go to Hell?” “Excuse me?” I asked as I looked up from my book.  It wasn’t that my hearing was bad.  In fact, it was above average.  It was just that the question had come from … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Take An Adult Snow Day

Dear Modern Philosopher, Like you, I like in New England, and I am gearing up for this Nor’easter the meteorologists are predicting for Tuesday and Wednesday. I’ve lived here my whole life, so blizzards with huge accumulations are nothing new.  … Continue reading

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