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Tag Archives: snow days
Can’t I Get A Snow Day?
I looked up from my book to see The Devil standing in front of me. Dressed, as always, in an impeccably tailored suite, my Sunday guest had a devilish grin on his handsome face and held out a bottle of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Blizzards, flash fiction, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, snow days, The Devil, work sucks
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Secret Santa Dashing Through The Snow
‘Twas a week before Christmas at The House on the Hill, Despite all the snow, I’ve been out running still. I’ve been driving quite often, on snow covered roads, And somehow my head has yet to explode! I know I … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Fitness, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Humor, Maine, Merry Christmas!, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, running, sarcasm, satire, Secret Santa, snow days
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Aliens Don’t Get Earthlings’ Fascination With Snow
Sometimes, when I get too stressed, Modern Philosophers, I hitch a ride on the Alien Mothership that hovers high above Bangor, and spend a night up in the stars. The Mothership is enormous, but something about it feels warm and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mothership, Sarcasm, satire, snow, snow days, snowmen, UFOs, winter
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