Tag Archives: Snow Miser

Icy Balls

Day 178 —  Enough of this $%@#!  It’s the second week of Spring, and I am driving home in a  bizarre Spring Storm with icy balls slamming against my windshield. The roads are icy, everyone is driving slowly, and I’ve … Continue reading

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Snow Miser’s Last Hurrah

Day 165 — I foolishly thought we were done with the worst of Winter.  The snow had melted, temperatures had risen into the 50s, and hope was in the air. But Snow Miser would never leave without throwing himself one … Continue reading

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The Calm…

This is going to be a quick post, Modern Philosophers, because I really should be writing monologue jokes for Wednesday’s taping of The Nite Show. Please don’t tell Danny that I took time out from my very important TV writing … Continue reading

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Too Much Snow On My Hands

Day 132  — Dealing with the second major storm in as many days.  Yesterday it was a terrible ice storm during the morning commute.  My windshield was covered in ice and I had to pull over to scrape it just … Continue reading

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Such A Snow Bag!

Flip the calendar To February. It’s the first Of the worst, Winter’s shortest, But most brutal Month. Guess Who decided To show His ugly, Frozen face In honor Of the four weeks That will test Even The heartiest Mainer… Snow … Continue reading

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Life Inside My Snow Globe

I had an epiphany today, Modern Philosophers, which I love since I was born on the Feast of the Epiphany (it’s not too late to send me a birthday present!)… What if I actually live inside a snow globe? Stay … Continue reading

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Melt My Heart With Christmas Magic

I was definitely not in a position to receive guests when I heard an all too familiar voice behind me. “I thought we were going to watch football, drink Snapple, and share merry stories about the holiday season,” The Devil … Continue reading

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