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Tag Archives: Snow Miser
Is Snow Miser My Personal Trainer?
I’m always having weird thoughts, Modern Philosophers, but the one I had this morning was particularly odd… What if Snow Miser is my personal trainer? As you know, Snow Miser and I do not have the most pleasant relationship. In … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, winter workouts
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Spring Ain’t Sprung
I had the day off, Modern Philosophers, and I planned to spend this first Thursday of Spring out on the front porch, where I’d do some writing and work on my tan. You see, I turn a shade of white … Continue reading
Snow Magnet
I have a theory, Modern Philosophers, but I hesitate to share it because science has never really been my thing. I mean, I keep a team of scientists on retainer, aka locked in the basement, in case I ever need … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Blizzards, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, surviving winter, winter
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My War Against Snow Miser
Who knew, Modern Philosophers, that my greatest weapon in my long running battle with Snow Miser would not be the countless hours of therapy, all the medications prescribed to me during that therapy, or even my trusty snow shovel? Turns … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged batle of wits, Blizzards, Humor, man versus nature, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, psychology, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, winter in Maine
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Halfway Through The Days Of Terror
I hope the title of this post didn’t mislead some of you, Modern Philosophers. Unfortunately, we are not at the midway point of President Trump’s term. I’m sorry if I got your hopes up, but we still have a lot … Continue reading
Snow Miser’s Frigid Kiss
As memories Of Christmas fade, And another year Nears its Inevitable end, My thoughts drift To New Year’s Eve, And how nice It would be To have someone To kiss At midnight. It has been Too long Since I’ve done … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged Arctic blast, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New Year's Eve, New Year's kiss, poem, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Subzero Temperatures, winter in Maine
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My Arctic Adventure
Dr Jekyll has often told me, Modern Philosophers, that the best way to conquer my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, is to go on little adventures to change my routine and shake those winter blues. Not only will the break from … Continue reading
Thawing The Brain Stem
It’s cold, Modern Philosophers. I don’t know why that still surprises me after fifteen years in Maine, but Snow Miser and his icy minions seem to sneak up on my every year. Just a couple of weeks ago, I went … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged dealing with stress, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, money, Philosophy, running, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, winter
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Trump Hires Snow Miser To Quell Global Warming Talk
While temperatures skyrocketed into the 90s during the last week of September, Republicans panicked as renewed talk of Global Warming spread across the country faster than sweat across a hairy, fat man’s back during a heat wave, Modern Philosophers. Desperate … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, global warming, heat wave, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Republicans, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser
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