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Early (Snow) Parole

I cut my morning run short, Modern Philosophers, because it was too eerie out there an hour before dawn. It was dark and annoyingly silent, there wasn’t another soul to be seen, a bitter cold wind slapped my face, and … Continue reading

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Snow Magnet

I have a theory, Modern Philosophers, but I hesitate to share it because science has never really been my thing. I mean, I keep a team of scientists on retainer, aka locked in the basement, in case I ever need … Continue reading

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182 Days of Terror!

Day 53 — After more than seven weeks of purely psychological torment, the horror finally became real!  Woke up to white on the grass, cars, and some of the sidewalk.  It was snowing lightly when I went on my morning … Continue reading

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Not Today, Snow Miser!

Monday… The one day of the week You ain’t gonna wanna Mess with me! Not only Am I already in a horrible mood, But it’s also The day I’m most likely To maul The English language Because of My disgruntled … Continue reading

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There’s No 12 Step Program For A Maine Winter

I wrote a guest post for Shareen over at On The Verge. Fittingly, it’s running today when it looks like snow. Snow on Opening Day? Gotta love life in Maine!

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 3/21/16

Happy First full day of Spring, Modern Philosophers! We are celebrating this magical day in Maine by having a blizzard.  You heard me correctly, the snow is coming down quite heavily right now and is expected to continue all day. … Continue reading

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@#$% You, Snow Miser!

I had an emergency appointment with Dr. Jekyll today, Modern Philosophers, to deal with a sudden alarming flare up of my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder. This Winter has been much milder than its predecessor, so I haven’t needed to take … Continue reading

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