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Tag Archives: snow
182 Days of Terror!
Day 53 — After more than seven weeks of purely psychological torment, the horror finally became real! Woke up to white on the grass, cars, and some of the sidewalk. It was snowing lightly when I went on my morning … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged first snow, Humor, ice, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, winter
18 Comments
Not Today, Snow Miser!
Monday… The one day of the week You ain’t gonna wanna Mess with me! Not only Am I already in a horrible mood, But it’s also The day I’m most likely To maul The English language Because of My disgruntled … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Monday, poem, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, Thanksgiving, winter
4 Comments
There’s No 12 Step Program For A Maine Winter
Originally posted on Open Thought Vortex:
The calendars might say that spring has arrived where you live, but the seasons follow an entirely different schedule in Maine. A typical Maine winter begins in October and ends in March.? While the…
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged guest post, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, On The Verge, recovery, sarcasm, satire, snow, winter, writing
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 3/21/16
Happy First full day of Spring, Modern Philosophers! We are celebrating this magical day in Maine by having a blizzard. You heard me correctly, the snow is coming down quite heavily right now and is expected to continue all day. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coffee, first day of spring, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, sarcasm, satire, snow, Spring, writing
4 Comments
@#$% You, Snow Miser!
I had an emergency appointment with Dr. Jekyll today, Modern Philosophers, to deal with a sudden alarming flare up of my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder. This Winter has been much milder than its predecessor, so I haven’t needed to take … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, phobias, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, therapy, winter
12 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: Super Bowl 50
Well, it’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, and it has been quite the day for your friend in the toga. Maine was hit by another of Snow Miser’s snowstorms today, and I think the annoying Ice Imp caught the meteorologists by … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Broncos, commercials, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Panthers, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, Super Bowl 50
21 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: Getting Dumped
We made it to another Friday night, Modern Philosophers, and we are now one week closer to Spring. Before you know it, we will be out on our hover boards enjoying the gorgeous weather as the Sun returns and smiles … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzards, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, weather, winter, Winter Storm Jonas
21 Comments
