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The Curious Snowman

Posted on December 12, 2020 by Austin

Two snowmen stood in the middle of a field. Don’t worry, they were more than six feet apart, and doing their best to maintain strict social distancing. “Do you ever wonder if Santa Claus has a Santa Claus?” the one … Continue reading →

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In The Meadow, We Can Build A Fashionable Snowman

Posted on January 11, 2015 by Austin

Lewis stared at his creation, and then over at his date. While Gretchen was, by far, the more attractive of the two, he could not keep his eyes off of the Snowman he had just built. Okay, it was technically … Continue reading →

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Using My Psychic Powers To Thwart A Vulcan Invasion

Posted on March 12, 2014 by Austin

Winter Storm Vulcan arrived in Maine a few hours earlier than expected, Modern Philosophers. The office is always abuzz when a blizzard hits.  Everyone is a little nervous, we all grow concerned, and no one really wants to deal with … Continue reading →

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The Snowman Of Death And/Or Foreboding

Posted on February 24, 2014 by Austin

Today ended up being a typical Monday, Modern Philosophers, despite my thoughts to the contrary in this morning’s post. We need to jump into the Time Machine for this post to make sense.  Saturday afternoon, I walked over to Fat … Continue reading →

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The Snowman Diet

Posted on January 15, 2014 by Austin

Hey, Mr. Snowman! Do you mind If I say You are Looking Really good Lately? I remember You used To be So obese, And I worried About your Health. Lately, though, I can’t help But notice That you’ve Dropped A … Continue reading →

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Snowman Suicides Skyrocket In Maine As Warm Weather Persists

Posted on January 15, 2014 by Austin

Winter can be a depressing time for humans, Modern Philosophers, but it has proven to be much worse for snowmen in Maine. As temperatures continue to hover in the 40s, the snow and ice have virtually vanished from sight.  As … Continue reading →

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Frosty The Snowman Missing; Last Seen Arguing With Heat Miser

Posted on December 11, 2013 by Austin

Frosty the Snowman might be a jolly, happy soul, Modern Philosophers, but right now he’s something else…missing! The world’s most famous Snowman was last seen on Saturday night at the North Pole’s Jack Frost Lounge, where  Frosty had been celebrating … Continue reading →

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Maine Snowman Sues For Religious Persecution

Posted on December 9, 2013 by Austin

I’ve always said that snow was nothing but trouble, Modern Philosophers! My point was proven again today when a Bangor Snowman filed a lawsuit against Maine and the Federal Government for Religious Persecution. The Snowman, who refused to give his … Continue reading →

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