Tag Archives: snowmen

How To Date Like A Snowman

Posted on November 17, 2018 by Austin

How’s it going, Modern Philosophers? I’m just in from shoveling snow, which got me to thinking that the holidays will soon be upon us.  And no one likes to be single for the holidays. Trust me, I know this from … Continue reading →

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New Study Says To Avoid Eating Yellow Snow

Posted on February 9, 2016 by Austin

According to a new study published by Maine’s prestigious Western Maine Medical Center, it remains a very good idea to never eat yellow snow, Modern Philosophers. A team of scientists, led by Dr. Lisa Nolan, spent the past three years … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 Uses For Snow

Posted on February 25, 2015 by Austin

It snowed again today, Modern Philosophers. That’s old news by now, but a tragic event this morning did trigger my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder.  There was a 40 car pile up on the I 95 during the morning commute.  The … Continue reading →

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Maine Snowmen Weigh In On Modern Philosopher’s Tie

Posted on February 4, 2015 by Austin

Since my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder has been so bad lately, Modern Philosophers, I thought I’d try to laugh at all the snow and see if that affected my mood. I dug through my tie collection to find one of … Continue reading →

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Snowmen Apologize For Their Seeming Lack Of Diversity

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Austin

Snowmen throughout Maine gathered today to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, and to let the world know that while they all might be white on the outside, they definitely had an appreciation and understanding of diversity. “We all may … Continue reading →

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Aliens Don’t Get Earthlings’ Fascination With Snow

Posted on January 13, 2015 by Austin

Sometimes, when I get too stressed, Modern Philosophers, I hitch a ride on the Alien Mothership that hovers high above Bangor, and spend a night up in the stars. The Mothership is enormous, but something about it feels warm and … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 Things About Winter

Posted on January 9, 2015 by Austin

I wanted to continue the new My Top 5 feature since the first two posts of the year were a big hit, Modern Philosophers.  Who knew we could debate so much about John Cusack flicks and the Alphabet? Given my … Continue reading →

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I Advise You Not To Worry About The Snowmen

Posted on January 4, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy New Year!  I am a fellow Mainer, and I am very concerned about the absence of Snowmen in our state this Winter.  Here it is January already, and I have yet to see a Snowman. I’ve … Continue reading →

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Caroling Vampires and Snowmen Bring Christmas Joy to Maine

Posted on December 10, 2014 by Austin

I have told you that Maine is a magical place, Modern Philosophers, and it feels even more so during the Holiday Season. Maybe it’s all the snow, the Holiday decorations, and the way my fellow Mainers seem to be in … Continue reading →

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Snowmen Honored For Their Role In Maine’s Zombie Fight

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Austin

Governor Paul LePage today honored Maine’s Snowmen for their role in the fight against the state’s Zombie population. “Few people realize the important part our snowy friends play in our ongoing battle to ward off the Zombie Apocalypse,” Lori Romero, … Continue reading →

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