Tag Archives: Snowstorm

The Much Calmer Storm Before The Storm

According to The Weather Channel, Modern Philosophers, Snow Miser made a donation of five inches of snow overnight. That’s a mere drop in the bucket compared to what is expected on Tuesday, however.  Every time I check the weather report, … Continue reading

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Flamethrower Sales Skyrocket As Mainers Discover New Form Of Snow Removal

The ACME Corporation today announced record sales numbers from its Flamethrower Division.  The severe spike in sales was attributed to retailers in Maine who sold more units of the product than those in the other forty-nine states combined! What are … Continue reading

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