Tag Archives: Social Media

Surviving My Amish Snow Day

Posted on February 8, 2020 by Austin

It snowed for the last two days, Modern Philosophers.  That’s no news flash, as it snows almost every day this time of year. The difference this time, though, was that the snowstorm’s big encore was an ice storm.  The conditions … Continue reading →

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A Failure to Communicate

Posted on February 18, 2018 by Austin

“We are a couple of oddballs, are we not?” The Devil asked as a charming smile spread across his handsome face. As always, he was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that would have earned him a gold medal if … Continue reading →

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#NoTrumpsMatter Movement Grows As Election Approaches

Posted on September 24, 2016 by Austin

Election Day is less than two months away, Modern Philosophers, and as fate hurtles us precariously closer to the reality of Future President Trump, civil unrest threatens to make the future even more apocalyptic. At the eye of the latest … Continue reading →

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Users Give Major Dislike To Facebook’s Ban On Baby Photos

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Austin

In a move that was a long time in coming, Modern Philosophers, Facebook finally announced today that it was banning all baby photos. “Users will have 48 hours to post as many baby photos as they want to just get … Continue reading →

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Are You Following This Pinteresting Development?

Posted on January 2, 2016 by Austin

It’s a new year, Modern Philosophers, and I set some goals about getting my writing published outside of this blog, while also bringing this blog to one million hits. In hopes of achieving those goals, I had my IT Department … Continue reading →

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High School And Rejection Go Hand In Hand

Posted on May 31, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Last night, the special High School Edition of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired.  Now it’s time for some of my jokes that didn’t make it into Danny’s monologue to go to the head of … Continue reading →

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Questions You Should NEVER Ask On A First Date

Posted on May 9, 2015 by Austin

I’ve been seeing a lot of items posted on social media recently about the questions you need to ask on a first date, Modern Philosophers. I’d like to share some of the research I’ve been doing since I’ve been back … Continue reading →

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If You Write It, They Will Come

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Austin

Now that baseball season has finally arrived, Modern Philosophers, I often think of one of my favorite baseball flicks, Field of Dreams. It’s probably my favorite movie baseball ghost movie of all time, but I’ve never truly understood the film’s … Continue reading →

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Dear Pandora Complaint Department…

Posted on March 29, 2015 by Austin

Dear Pandora, I wasn’t sure of the best way to reach your Complaint Department, so I thought I would just write to you on my blog and trust the power of the internet and social media to get this to … Continue reading →

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Blog Pitch Party 2: Pitch Your Blog And Attract New Followers

Posted on March 7, 2015 by Austin

Since Spring Training has started, I’ve certainly got pitching on my mind, Modern Philosophers. However, not all pitching is limited to the type that takes place on a baseball field. I’ve been thinking about the wildly successful Blog Pitch Party … Continue reading →

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