Tag Archives: solar system

Pluto Sues Planet 9 For Identity Theft

Our old friend Pluto is back in the news, Modern Philosophers.  Sadly, it’s not to announce its triumphant return to full planetary status. Ironically, Pluto’s return to the headlines is because a new planet has been discovered in our solar … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Shine On, Superstar!

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m having a little problem with jealousy, and I was hoping that you could give me some advice and set me straight. I’m not a fan of all the attention that the Super Moon is getting.  I’m … Continue reading

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Pluto Trying To Buy Its Way Back To Big Boy Planet Status

The Milky Way Galaxy’s Annual Meetings are underway, Modern Philosophers, and the big talk this year is about Pluto’s attempt to get itself reinstated as a planet. My sources tell me that The Original Eight, as the remaining planets like … Continue reading

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