Tag Archives: space travel

Space Explorer, Time Traveler, or Jedi Knight?

Posted on March 3, 2017 by Austin

Welcome to The Friday Night Think Tank, Modern Philosophers! It has been a very long week, both literally and figuratively, as I worked over 50 hours between the desk job and The Nite Show.  I didn’t sleep well due to … Continue reading →

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How To Make Yourself More Enticing For Alien Abduction

Posted on February 24, 2016 by Austin

Many of you have mentioned, Modern Philosophers, that you are jealous of my getting to travel across the galaxy in the Mothership that is home to Maine’s Alien population. While I don’t get to race among the stars that often, … Continue reading →

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When You Wish Up In The Stars…

Posted on August 30, 2013 by Austin

For the first time in an eternity, Modern Philosophers, I am saddened by the fact that it’s Friday.  This means my most excellent vacation will soon be coming to an end. It doesn’t mean, however, that I have to sit … Continue reading →

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