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Pope Francis Announces Weekly Vatican Spelling Bees After Coin Fiasco

Pope Francis today announced that he will be holding weekly spelling bees at The Vatican in the wake of the recent “Lesus Coin Fiasco”. “Heavens, it was most embarrassing, Austin,” The Holy Father told this Modern Philosopher.  “That’s e-m-b-a-r-r-a-s-s-i-n-g, in … Continue reading

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Study Shows 63% of Spelling Bees Take Place on Wens…I Mean…Wednesdays

A new poll released today by the Government Office of Official Polling (GOOP) revealed that over sixty percent of all spelling bees held in America take place on the day of the week that is most often spelled incorrectly. While … Continue reading

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