Tag Archives: spies

How To Tell If Your Date Is A British Spy

Posted on July 4, 2015 by Austin

Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! Many of you will be celebrating the Fourth of July at parties, where you will meet new people, and maybe make plans for a date. It’s time for another Dating Tips posts to make sure … Continue reading →

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Is The NSA Trying To Recruit Santa Claus?

Posted on December 12, 2014 by Austin

Is the National Security Agency trying to recruit Santa Claus, Modern Philosophers? Ever since I posted my article about The North Pole closing and an Ebola scare (read that article here), I have had my suspicions that something else was … Continue reading →

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Happy Black Ops Friday!

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Austin

Good morning, Modern Philosophers! Hope you are all recovering from your Thanksgiving food comas, and are now ready to get on with your lives. I have a feeling that some of you have been up for hours already to take … Continue reading →

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Happy Black Ops Friday!

Posted on November 29, 2013 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Good morning, Modern Philosophers! Hope you are all recovering from your Thanksgiving food comas, and are now ready to get on with your lives. I have a feeling that some of…

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