Tag Archives: Spring Break

BREAKING NEWS: Snow Miser Shot!

Mixed emotions at The House on the Hill tonight as I report that my longtime nemesis, Snow Miser, has been shot in what appears to be a bungled assassination attempt. According to witnesses, the Winter Warlock was shot twice in … Continue reading

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New Study Finds That 100% Of College Kids Who Traveled To Maine For Spring Break Are Idiots

A new study released today by the College Travel Blog, Give Me a Spring Break!, found that Florida, Mexico, and the Bahamas were the top destinations of college students on this year’s Spring Break. Nothing surprising about those results or … Continue reading

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