Tag Archives: Spring

Dr Lucifer McCaringpants

The sound of a baseball smacking against the leather of a glove is unmistakable and brings a huge smile to my face. The Devil, however, is fairly indifferent to it. “Why exactly are we outside having a catch when it’s … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 4/25/16

It’s the final Monday of April, Modern Philosophers! That should mean that Spring is finally on its way to Maine.  We’ve had some glimmers of the season’s lovely weather, but those were only temporary. This is Maine, after all, and … Continue reading

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The Elusive Maine Sun Devil

“I don’t understand why we don’t do this more often,” The Devil stated as he put his feet up on the front porch railing and reached for his bottle of Snapple. The handmade Italian shoes that he rested on the … Continue reading

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My Snowy Spring Dance With Death

I almost died on the first full day of Spring, Modern Philosophers. Heavy snowfall pounded the area as I was leaving for work this morning.  The forecasters were all over the place with how much accumulation we should expect from … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 3/21/16

Happy First full day of Spring, Modern Philosophers! We are celebrating this magical day in Maine by having a blizzard.  You heard me correctly, the snow is coming down quite heavily right now and is expected to continue all day. … Continue reading

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Snow Miser Is A Hell Of A Jerk

I was so lost in my writing that I hadn’t even noticed that The Devil had entered the room until he thrust an envelope between my eyes and the laptop’s screen. “What’s this?” I asked when I finally focused my … Continue reading

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I Am The (Fat, Out of Shape) Running Man

My name is Austin, and I have a running problem! That’s right, Modern Philosophers, after boring you to tears with a solid five months of running and fitness posts last year, the posts simply stopped. Just like they always do … Continue reading

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