Tag Archives: St Patrick

St Patrick Vows To Drive Trump Out Of The White House

Posted on March 17, 2018 by Austin

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! There’s even more reason to celebrate the most Irish day on American calendars this year.  For the first time since the Electoral College installed Donald Trump as President, there’s reason for Americans to believe … Continue reading →

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Who’s Your Holiday Hero?

Posted on April 7, 2017 by Austin

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, which means we  survived another week! This one was long and exhausting.  Not only did I work both jobs, with The Nite Show taping on Wednesday night, but I also dove headfirst into a new … Continue reading →

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St Patrick Vows To Drive Snakes Out Of The White House

Posted on March 16, 2017 by Austin

Forever poised to keep both Irish and American eyes smiling on the holiday that bears his name, St. Patrick held a press conference today outside of the NYC cathedral named after him to make a huge announcement, Modern Philosophers. “It … Continue reading →

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Call Him The Prince O’ Darkness, Laddie

Posted on March 15, 2015 by Austin

I had just come in from a second round of shoveling the driveway, and all I wanted to do was relax and watch some TV. “We need to discuss Seamus’ St. Patrick’s Day party immediately,” The Devil announced as he … Continue reading →

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St. Patrick To Star In Snakes On A Plane Sequel

Posted on March 11, 2015 by Austin

Do It Again Pictures announced today that it is going into production on a sequel to the 2006 non-blockbuster, Snakes on a Plane, Modern Philosophers. The much anticipated action film will be released on St. Patrick’s Day 2016. Samuel L. … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Irish Icons And An Irish Kid From Brooklyn

Posted on March 15, 2014 by Austin

Welcome, Modern Philosophers, to a special St. Patrick’s Day edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, Maine’s top rated talk show set on a front porch! The Luck of the Irish is with us today as the temperature is in … Continue reading →

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Maine’s Beloved Leprechaun Falls Victim to Cruel, Heartless Hoax

Posted on January 19, 2013 by Austin

As those of you who follow this blog know, one of my dearest friends is Seamus, Maine’s lone Leprechaun.  I’ve written several posts about my little friend with the pot of gold, and we really bonded this year over our … Continue reading →

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