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Tag Archives: St Patrick
St Patrick Vows To Drive Trump Out Of The White House
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! There’s even more reason to celebrate the most Irish day on American calendars this year. For the first time since the Electoral College installed Donald Trump as President, there’s reason for Americans to believe … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Happy St Patrick's Day, Humor, Irish, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day
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Who’s Your Holiday Hero?
It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, which means we survived another week! This one was long and exhausting. Not only did I work both jobs, with The Nite Show taping on Wednesday night, but I also dove headfirst into a new … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Baby New Year, Cupid, Easter Bunny, Friday Night Think Tank, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, St Patrick, Uncle Sam
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St Patrick Vows To Drive Snakes Out Of The White House
Forever poised to keep both Irish and American eyes smiling on the holiday that bears his name, St. Patrick held a press conference today outside of the NYC cathedral named after him to make a huge announcement, Modern Philosophers. “It … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Humor, Irish, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, Snakes, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day, The White House
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Call Him The Prince O’ Darkness, Laddie
I had just come in from a second round of shoveling the driveway, and all I wanted to do was relax and watch some TV. “We need to discuss Seamus’ St. Patrick’s Day party immediately,” The Devil announced as he … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged fiction, Humor, Ireland, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, Snakes, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day, The Devil
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St. Patrick To Star In Snakes On A Plane Sequel
Do It Again Pictures announced today that it is going into production on a sequel to the 2006 non-blockbuster, Snakes on a Plane, Modern Philosophers. The much anticipated action film will be released on St. Patrick’s Day 2016. Samuel L. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Irish, Modern Philosopher, movies, Pope Francis, sarcasm, satire, Snakes, Snakes on a Plane, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Irish Icons And An Irish Kid From Brooklyn
Welcome, Modern Philosophers, to a special St. Patrick’s Day edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, Maine’s top rated talk show set on a front porch! The Luck of the Irish is with us today as the temperature is in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Irish, Leprechaun, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day, talk show
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Maine’s Beloved Leprechaun Falls Victim to Cruel, Heartless Hoax
As those of you who follow this blog know, one of my dearest friends is Seamus, Maine’s lone Leprechaun. I’ve written several posts about my little friend with the pot of gold, and we really bonded this year over our … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fighting Irish, Humor, internet hoaxes, Ireland, Irish, leprechauns, Manti Te'o, Modern Philosophers, Notre Dame, satire, Seamus, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day
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