Tag Archives: St Patricks’ Day

The Storm That Almost Broke Me

Posted on March 18, 2018 by Austin

“How was your St. Patrick’s Day?” The Devil asked as he handed me a bottle of Snapple from the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that probably cost more than the entire contents … Continue reading →

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St Patrick Vows To Drive Trump Out Of The White House

Posted on March 17, 2018 by Austin

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! There’s even more reason to celebrate the most Irish day on American calendars this year.  For the first time since the Electoral College installed Donald Trump as President, there’s reason for Americans to believe … Continue reading →

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Dating Tips For St Patrick’s Day

Posted on March 3, 2018 by Austin

St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Saturday this year, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to share some dating tips for those of you hoping to make Irish eyes smile that night. Keep in mind, I am half Irish and used … Continue reading →

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Can You Party Like A Leprechaun?

Posted on March 17, 2017 by Austin

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, I am very proud of my Irish heritage, and once lost my heart to a Sweet Irish Girl from the Emerald Isle.  As a result, I enjoy celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, … Continue reading →

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St Patrick Vows To Drive Snakes Out Of The White House

Posted on March 16, 2017 by Austin

Forever poised to keep both Irish and American eyes smiling on the holiday that bears his name, St. Patrick held a press conference today outside of the NYC cathedral named after him to make a huge announcement, Modern Philosophers. “It … Continue reading →

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Kiss Me, I’m Diabolical

Posted on March 12, 2017 by Austin

“How about we do something fun on Friday night?” The Devil asked as he handed me a bottle of Snapple and then walked around to his end of the couch. In his expensive, impeccably tailored suit, he was definitely the … Continue reading →

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How To Date Like A Leprechaun

Posted on March 11, 2017 by Austin

It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers, and if you want to enjoy the Luck of the Irish in the dating world, you should probably follow these dating tips written with the holiday in mind. As we all know, successful … Continue reading →

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How Does Trump’s Travel Ban Affect Leprechauns?

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Austin

St. Patrick’s Day is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and the question on the mind of most Americans is:  How does Trump’s travel ban affect Leprechauns? Let’s face it…it’s not really St. Patrick’s Day if Leprechauns aren’t running wild through the … Continue reading →

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Cheer, Cheer For St. Paddy’s Day

Posted on March 17, 2016 by Austin

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers!  Or Happy Paddy’s Day, as Melissa insists on calling it. I had expected today to be happiest Paddy’s Day in the celebrated history of The House on the Hill, but life has a way … Continue reading →

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How To Tell If Your Date Is Genuinely Irish

Posted on March 5, 2016 by Austin

St. Patrick’s Day is approaching, Modern Philosophers, and some of you must long to have gorgeous Irish eyes smiling at you on that holiday. At the very least, you’re hoping that the Luck of the Irish will help you to … Continue reading →

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