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Tag Archives: St Patricks’ Day
The Storm That Almost Broke Me
“How was your St. Patrick’s Day?” The Devil asked as he handed me a bottle of Snapple from the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that probably cost more than the entire contents … Continue reading
St Patrick Vows To Drive Trump Out Of The White House
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! There’s even more reason to celebrate the most Irish day on American calendars this year. For the first time since the Electoral College installed Donald Trump as President, there’s reason for Americans to believe … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Happy St Patrick's Day, Humor, Irish, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day
10 Comments
Dating Tips For St Patrick’s Day
St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Saturday this year, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to share some dating tips for those of you hoping to make Irish eyes smile that night. Keep in mind, I am half Irish and used … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged advice, dating tips, Humor, Irish, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day
13 Comments
St Patrick Vows To Drive Snakes Out Of The White House
Forever poised to keep both Irish and American eyes smiling on the holiday that bears his name, St. Patrick held a press conference today outside of the NYC cathedral named after him to make a huge announcement, Modern Philosophers. “It … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Humor, Irish, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, Snakes, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day, The White House
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Kiss Me, I’m Diabolical
“How about we do something fun on Friday night?” The Devil asked as he handed me a bottle of Snapple and then walked around to his end of the couch. In his expensive, impeccably tailored suit, he was definitely the … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Writing
Tagged Humor, kiss me I'm irish, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, St Patricks' Day, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil, Top Gun, wingman
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How To Date Like A Leprechaun
It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers, and if you want to enjoy the Luck of the Irish in the dating world, you should probably follow these dating tips written with the holiday in mind. As we all know, successful … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged dating tips, how to find love, Humor, Irish, leprechauns, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day, When Irish eyes are smiling
8 Comments
How Does Trump’s Travel Ban Affect Leprechauns?
St. Patrick’s Day is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and the question on the mind of most Americans is: How does Trump’s travel ban affect Leprechauns? Let’s face it…it’s not really St. Patrick’s Day if Leprechauns aren’t running wild through the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Politics
Tagged Homeland Security, Humor, Irish, leprechauns, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day, Trump's Travel Ban
20 Comments
Cheer, Cheer For St. Paddy’s Day
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! Or Happy Paddy’s Day, as Melissa insists on calling it. I had expected today to be happiest Paddy’s Day in the celebrated history of The House on the Hill, but life has a way … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Writing
Tagged Brooklyn, Dad, family, Football, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day
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How To Tell If Your Date Is Genuinely Irish
St. Patrick’s Day is approaching, Modern Philosophers, and some of you must long to have gorgeous Irish eyes smiling at you on that holiday. At the very least, you’re hoping that the Luck of the Irish will help you to … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Holidays, Humor, Love
Tagged dating tips, girlfriend, Humor, Ireland, Irish, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day
19 Comments