Tag Archives: St Patricks’ Day

I Reject This As Spring Weather!

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! The calendars say it’s the first Sunday of Spring, but I reject that notion given that the winds are so powerful they are threatening to blow The House on the Hill to Oz. Since it is … Continue reading

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Some St. Paddy’s Snow And A Baked Potato Coma

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! Once again, I need to lock myself in my study at The House on the Hill and crank out monologue jokes for tomorrow night’s taping of The Nite Show. I hope I’m done in … Continue reading

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Call Him The Prince O’ Darkness, Laddie

I had just come in from a second round of shoveling the driveway, and all I wanted to do was relax and watch some TV. “We need to discuss Seamus’ St. Patrick’s Day party immediately,” The Devil announced as he … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Use Every Weapon In Your Arsenal

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m 15 and I really like your blog.  It makes me laugh when you take a weird and awkward situation and turn it into something funny. I really like the way you’ve been so open about your … Continue reading

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The Leprechaun, The Witch, And The Kissing Booth

Who knew that the desire to kiss me could lead to such a problem between two of my closest friends, Modern Philosophers? That sounds like a very confusing opening line, so perhaps I should clarify. I don’t mean that either … Continue reading

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Financial Wizard Helps Leprechauns Diversify Their Portfolios

A nondescript sign stating “CPA” hangs outside the window of the meager office above a bookstore in downtown Bangor, Modern Philosophers. The bookstore is owned by Ana, my dear Vampire friend.  The building is diagonally across the street from Three … Continue reading

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Irish Spring, The Infamous Succubus, To Appear At Bangor Gentleman’s Club

St. Patrick’s Day is coming, so I thought I’d share this post from the archives. Be careful out there!

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St. Patrick To Star In Snakes On A Plane Sequel

Do It Again Pictures announced today that it is going into production on a sequel to the 2006 non-blockbuster, Snakes on a Plane, Modern Philosophers. The much anticipated action film will be released on St. Patrick’s Day 2016. Samuel L. … Continue reading

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Kiss Me I’m Irish Curious

I had just come in from smashing away at the ice that has turned my front walk into a sliding hazard for the past month, and I was feeling pretty manly about it. “Hulk smash!” might have been uttered multiple … Continue reading

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March’s First Snow Brings Shamrock Seeds For St. Paddy’s Day

You know it’s March because Seamus, Maine’s only Leprechaun, becomes a constant presence at The House on the Hill. “It’s happenin’, Laddie,” he yelled as he barged into my home without knocking, trailing snow across my hardwood floor.  “Me heart … Continue reading

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