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Tag Archives: St Patricks’ Day
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! The calendars say it’s the first Sunday of Spring, but I reject that notion given that the winds are so powerful they are threatening to blow The House on the Hill to Oz. Since it is … Continue reading
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! Once again, I need to lock myself in my study at The House on the Hill and crank out monologue jokes for tomorrow night’s taping of The Nite Show. I hope I’m done in … Continue reading
I had just come in from a second round of shoveling the driveway, and all I wanted to do was relax and watch some TV. “We need to discuss Seamus’ St. Patrick’s Day party immediately,” The Devil announced as he … Continue reading
Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m 15 and I really like your blog. It makes me laugh when you take a weird and awkward situation and turn it into something funny. I really like the way you’ve been so open about your … Continue reading
Who knew that the desire to kiss me could lead to such a problem between two of my closest friends, Modern Philosophers? That sounds like a very confusing opening line, so perhaps I should clarify. I don’t mean that either … Continue reading
A nondescript sign stating “CPA” hangs outside the window of the meager office above a bookstore in downtown Bangor, Modern Philosophers. The bookstore is owned by Ana, my dear Vampire friend. The building is diagonally across the street from Three … Continue reading
St. Patrick’s Day is coming, so I thought I’d share this post from the archives. Be careful out there!
Do It Again Pictures announced today that it is going into production on a sequel to the 2006 non-blockbuster, Snakes on a Plane, Modern Philosophers. The much anticipated action film will be released on St. Patrick’s Day 2016. Samuel L. … Continue reading
I had just come in from smashing away at the ice that has turned my front walk into a sliding hazard for the past month, and I was feeling pretty manly about it. “Hulk smash!” might have been uttered multiple … Continue reading
You know it’s March because Seamus, Maine’s only Leprechaun, becomes a constant presence at The House on the Hill. “It’s happenin’, Laddie,” he yelled as he barged into my home without knocking, trailing snow across my hardwood floor. “Me heart … Continue reading