Tag Archives: Star Wars Day

How To Properly Use The Jedi Mind Trick On A Date

Posted on May 4, 2015 by Austin

Star Wars Day is the perfect time to share some dating tips that involve the use of the Jedi Mind Trick, Modern Philosophers. I have been training and researching this topic for months, and then went on several dates to … Continue reading →

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May The Rejects Be With You!

Posted on May 3, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Tomorrow is May the 4th, so that makes this Star Wars Day Eve.  Get your geek on and make sure you hug a Jedi today. A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired … Continue reading →

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May The Force Be With You, Runner Boy!

Posted on May 4, 2014 by Austin

I was two miles into my morning run, Modern Philosophers, when my body gave out, and I collapsed in a heap on Eastern Avenue.  My lungs were burning, there was a pain in my side, and my legs felt so … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Use The Force!

Posted on May 4, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m in a bit of a jam and I could really use some sage advice and guidance.  I’m just a teenage farmer from…well, let’s just say a place far, far away. Suddenly, I’m in the middle of … Continue reading →

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