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Miles Before Rain
Always the sports fanatic, I have come up with my very own statistical abbreviation associated with running, Modern Philosophers. MBR, which stands for Miles Before Rain. This exciting new statistic came into play this morning, as I contemplated how much … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rain, running, running in the rain, sarcasm, satire, self improvement, statistics
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98% Of Americans Are Thankful That They Don’t Know You
My friends at the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) have been busy again, Modern Philosophers. This time, they conducted a special phone survey for the Thanksgiving Holiday that you might find very intriguing. In this poll, conducted with 17,146 … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, phone surveys, polls, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, statistics, Thankful, Thanksgiving
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Study Finds That 99 Out Of 100 Americans Believe Perfection Is Attainable
According to a new study released by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST), 99 out of 100 Americans believe that perfection can be attained. This study, conducted over the third weekend of July, randomly selected two adults in each … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Evil Step Mother, Humor, Modern Philosopher, numbers, perfection, Sarcasm, satire, statistics, study, survey
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4 Out Of 5 Americans Think The World Cup Is An Appetizer At Outback Steakhouse
As people around the world gather excitedly to watch the best soccer teams in the world (plus the one from the United States) compete for The World Cup, a new study reveals that an overwhelming majority of Americans have no … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged appetizers, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Outback Steakhouse, Sarcasm, satire, Soccer, statistics, World Cup
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9 Out Of 10 People Believe The 10th To Be A Total Weirdo
A new study released today by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) revealed that 9 out of 10 people believe the 10th to be a total weirdo, Modern Philosophers. Over two million Americans participated in the survey which was … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged government, Humor, Modern Philosopher, polls, psychology, sarcasm, satire, society, statistics, Taxes
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