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Miles Before Rain

Always the sports fanatic, I have come up with my very own statistical abbreviation associated with running, Modern Philosophers. MBR, which stands for Miles Before Rain. This exciting new statistic came into play this morning, as I contemplated how much … Continue reading

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98% Of Americans Are Thankful That They Don’t Know You

My friends at the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) have been busy again, Modern Philosophers. This time, they conducted a special phone survey for the Thanksgiving Holiday that you might find very intriguing. In this poll, conducted with 17,146 … Continue reading

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Study Finds That 99 Out Of 100 Americans Believe Perfection Is Attainable

According to a new study released by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST), 99 out of 100 Americans believe that perfection can be attained. This study, conducted over the third weekend of July, randomly selected two adults in each … Continue reading

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4 Out Of 5 Americans Think The World Cup Is An Appetizer At Outback Steakhouse

As people around the world gather excitedly to watch the best soccer teams in the world (plus the one from the United States) compete for The World Cup, a new study reveals that an overwhelming majority of Americans have no … Continue reading

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Study Reveals 9 Out Of 10 People Believe The 10th Person To Be A Total Weirdo

A new study released today by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) revealed that 9 out of 10 people believe the 10th person to be a total weirdo. Over two million Americans participated in the survey which was conducted … Continue reading

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