Tag Archives: stay at home

One Hairy Leap For Normalcy

Posted on March 6, 2021 by Austin

I’m going to let you in on a little secret, Modern Philosophers. For the past year, I’ve been operating a little side business.  I haven’t said anything about it because I don’t necessarily have all the proper licenses, and I … Continue reading →

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Play Nice, Stay Safe, Don’t Suck

Posted on May 23, 2020 by Austin

There is no disputing that we live in challenging, stressful, unsettling times, Modern Philosophers. The Coronavirus has disrupted our lives, made us fear going outside and being around others, and left us with a very uncertain future. Such a seismic … Continue reading →

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Unicorn Rainbow Ice Cream Party

Posted on May 16, 2020 by Austin

Today’s post was going to be a brutally honest rant about how I’ve lost faith in the federal government and my fellow man because of their response to the Coronavirus pandemic, Modern Philosophers. Luckily, I realized that the world was … Continue reading →

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Will We Become A Feral Society?

Posted on May 3, 2020 by Austin

Sometimes I say something as a joke, Modern Philosophers, but after I give it some thought, I realize that there’s a serious idea protruding from the humor. The other day, I was texting a friend, and I said something like … Continue reading →

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Quarantine Induced Shopping Disorder

Posted on May 2, 2020 by Austin

I don’t need Web MD to add a new diagnosis to my ever growing list of quirks and issues, Modern Philosophers. After events of earlier this week, I can state with certainty that I have contracted a case of Quarantine … Continue reading →

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Inner Truths Revealed During Quarantine

Posted on April 26, 2020 by Austin

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve learned a lot about myself while being secluded at The House on the Hill over the past month. Apparently, the governor’s stay at home order was also one for personal reflection. … Continue reading →

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Writing In My Sleep

Posted on April 24, 2020 by Austin

I thought I would use of all this stay at home time to develop a very particular set of skills, Modern Philosophers. No, I do not intend to learn how to track down terrorists who kidnap my daughter, but I … Continue reading →

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Has Anyone Seen My Formal Sweatpants?

Posted on April 23, 2020 by Austin

I know someone, Modern Philosophers, who once explained to me that he always wears a suit to work because he dresses for the job he wants. Apparently, I really want to be a writer (or maybe an eccentric recluse), because … Continue reading →

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Dirty Money

Posted on April 22, 2020 by Austin

Trent and Monica cuddled on the couch as they watched TV.  There wasn’t anything exciting on, but at least it was something to do when there wasn’t much anyone could do.  At least they had each other. A knock on … Continue reading →

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Two Weeks Since I Ventured Out Into Civilization

Posted on April 20, 2020 by Austin

It’s been two weeks since my harrowing adventure to the grocery store, Modern Philosophers, and I just thought I’d check on how civilization has been doing since I last went out for a visit. Sure, I’ve been out for runs … Continue reading →

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