Tag Archives: stay at home

Play Nice, Stay Safe, Don’t Suck

There is no disputing that we live in challenging, stressful, unsettling times, Modern Philosophers. The Coronavirus has disrupted our lives, made us fear going outside and being around others, and left us with a very uncertain future. Such a seismic … Continue reading

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Unicorn Rainbow Ice Cream Party

Today’s post was going to be a brutally honest rant about how I’ve lost faith in the federal government and my fellow man because of their response to the Coronavirus pandemic, Modern Philosophers. Luckily, I realized that the world was … Continue reading

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The Eternal Winter Of My Discontent

When I woke up this morning, Modern Philosophers, it was snowing.  It was coming down quite hard and already sticking. At first, I was angry because it’s not supposed to snow in Maine.  The 182 Days of Terror clearly end … Continue reading

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Will We Become A Feral Society?

Sometimes I say something as a joke, Modern Philosophers, but after I give it some thought, I realize that there’s a serious idea protruding from the humor. The other day, I was texting a friend, and I said something like … Continue reading

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Quarantine Induced Shopping Disorder

I don’t need Web MD to add a new diagnosis to my ever growing list of quirks and issues, Modern Philosophers. After events of earlier this week, I can state with certainty that I have contracted a case of Quarantine … Continue reading

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Inner Truths Revealed During Quarantine

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve learned a lot about myself while being secluded at The House on the Hill over the past month. Apparently, the governor’s stay at home order was also one for personal reflection. … Continue reading

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Through The Looking Glass

As a proud, lifetime member of Introverts Club (the first rule of Introverts Club is that there are NEVER any meetings!), I don’t mind a little alone time. To be honest, I’m not that impressed by the world around me, … Continue reading

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Writing In My Sleep

I thought I would use of all this stay at home time to develop a very particular set of skills, Modern Philosophers. No, I do not intend to learn how to track down terrorists who kidnap my daughter, but I … Continue reading

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Has Anyone Seen My Formal Sweatpants?

I know someone, Modern Philosophers, who once explained to me that he always wears a suit to work because he dresses for the job he wants. Apparently, I really want to be a writer (or maybe an eccentric recluse), because … Continue reading

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Dirty Money

Trent and Monica cuddled on the couch as they watched TV.  There wasn’t anything exciting on, but at least it was something to do when there wasn’t much anyone could do.  At least they had each other. A knock on … Continue reading

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