Tag Archives: stay at home

Two Weeks Since I Ventured Out Into Civilization

It’s been two weeks since my harrowing adventure to the grocery store, Modern Philosophers, and I just thought I’d check on how civilization has been doing since I last went out for a visit. Sure, I’ve been out for runs … Continue reading

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Is It Darwinism Or The Culling Of Trump’s Voter Base?

I’m rarely at a loss for words, Modern Philosophers.  It’s a condition that does not bode well for a writer, so when it happens, I take the time to stop and study the situation that caused it.  That only seems … Continue reading

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Why Did I Shelter In Place Without Ice Cream?

I have so much time now to ponder some of the great philosophical questions, Modern Philosophers.  Today seemed like the perfect opportunity to tackle one that’s really been on my mind lately. Why in the world did I decide to … Continue reading

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My One Man Comedy Show

Entertainment is hard to come by lately, Modern Philosophers, now that 99% of my day takes place at The House on the Hill as I stay home and practice social distancing. Thankfully, I have an amazing comedy routine that keeps … Continue reading

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Is It Safer Under The Covers?

The word on the street, Modern Philosophers, is that you shouldn’t be out on the street. It’s Day Infinity Plus One of the Stay at Home, Shelter in Place, Everyone Unleash Your Inner Introvert Order to help combat the spread … Continue reading

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Craving New York Pizza

I have a serious craving for New York pizza right now, Modern Philosophers.  The first one to send a large mushroom and pepperoni pie to The House on the Hill will be written into my will. Maybe it’s all this … Continue reading

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Stay At Home Snowstorm

Remember how I told you I’ve lost track of what day it is since this whole self-isolation, stay at home, don’t go to work, just wear sweatpants all the time thing started, Modern Philosophers? Well, another issue resulting from never … Continue reading

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Stay At Home Easter Egg Hunts Will Sharpen Your Memory

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but things are getting a little foggy up in my brainy gray matter. I blame it on the severe isolation brought about by the governor’s stay at home order, which has made all … Continue reading

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What Will Normal Feel Like When This Finally Ends?

All this time alone with my deep thoughts can be a curse, Modern Philosophers. I can’t stop thinking about things like when will this all be over?  When can we go back to work and socialize again?  When will Coronavirus, … Continue reading

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