-
Recent Posts
-
Join 20,128 other followers
Follow me on Twitter
My Tweets-
Blog Stats
- 1,293,553 hits
Categories
Copyright
© Austin Hodgens and The Return of the Modern Philosopher, 2012-2022. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Austin Hodgens and The Return of the Modern Philosopher with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.
Meta
Tag Archives: Stephen King
New Maine Law Allows Gargoyle Attacks On Noisy Neighbors
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Care to guess how I know it’s Sunday? I know because that’s the day of the week I’m awakened at 8AM by the guy next door mowing the lawn! I guess I should be grateful that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Gargoyles, Humor, Modern Philosopher, mowing the lawn, neighbors, satire, Stephen King, Sunday
37 Comments
Stephen King To Pay For Retractable Dome To Protect Maine from Winter
The Master of Nightmares has become the Granter of Dreams, Modern Philosophers! As Maine suffers through its coldest Winter since the dawn of time, the state’s most famous resident has decided to step up and finally do something about it. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cold, Domes, frigid, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire, Stephen King, Subzero Temperatures, Under the Dome, weather, winter
42 Comments
The Return of the Modern Philosopher 