Tag Archives: Stephen King

New Maine Law Allows Gargoyle Attacks On Noisy Neighbors

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers!  Care to guess how I know it’s Sunday?  I know because that’s the day of the week I’m awakened at 8AM by the guy next door mowing the lawn! I guess I should be grateful that … Continue reading

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Stephen King To Pay For Retractable Dome To Protect Maine from Winter

The Master of Nightmares has become the Granter of Dreams, Modern Philosophers! As Maine suffers through its coldest Winter since the dawn of time, the state’s most famous resident has decided to step up and finally do something about it.  … Continue reading

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