Tag Archives: stress

Stress: The Final Frontier

Posted on September 20, 2020 by Austin

The movie Alien taught me many things, Modern Philosophers, but one of my most important takeaways was that in space, no one can hear you scream. I’ve often wondered if the same is true about stress and space. Would anyone … Continue reading →

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Slightly Loosening The Straps On My Straitjacket

Posted on August 14, 2020 by Austin

We all know I’m a quirky introvert with tons of anxieties, Modern Philosophers.  This Coronavirus pandemic has only put more of an accent on the “quirky”, “introvert” and “anxieties” syllables of my personality. It was hard enough getting me to … Continue reading →

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Always Happy When It Rains

Posted on June 26, 2020 by Austin

Have you ever noticed that the world sucks less when it’s raining, Modern Philosophers? Before you come at me, I understand that the world around me doesn’t change in any metaphysical way when the skies open and the clouds weep.  … Continue reading →

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Dealing With Big Ticket Item Stress

Posted on June 15, 2019 by Austin

Quick show of hands, Modern Philosophers… Who else totally freaks out, feels like their head is going to explode, and is certain their financial future will be forever bleak if they ever have to purchase a big ticket item? I … Continue reading →

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The Delicate Balance Of Life

Posted on June 2, 2019 by Austin

You might want to strap in, Modern Philosophers, because I plan to get a little philosophical. I was out for my morning run.  The sky was dark, and it smelled like rain.  That seemed fitting as it matched my mood.  … Continue reading →

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Study Links Stress To The Existence Of Other People

Posted on April 14, 2018 by Austin

Don’t let those Fake News types tell you that the United States isn’t at the top of the global heap when it comes to scientific breakthroughs, Modern Philosophers. Today, a team of government scientists from The Department Utilizing Statistics & … Continue reading →

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Bury My Head In Ice Cream

Posted on December 5, 2017 by Austin

Being of unsound mind And extremely Stressed body, I hereby declare That I wish To be buried In ice cream. That might not be A typical Last request, But at the moment, It’s exactly What I need. Truth be told, … Continue reading →

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How To Beat The Week (And Maybe Stay Sane)

Posted on September 23, 2017 by Austin

If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you would prefer not to add a straitjacket to your Fall Fashion ensemble, then you need to learn to beat the week. Let’s be honest…the work week is largely responsible for stress … Continue reading →

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Just Say AAAAGGHH!!!

Posted on September 19, 2017 by Austin

Do you ever just want to scream, Modern Philosophers? I had one of those days today.  There was nothing in particular that caused my big pot of stress to boil rapidly, but the cover was ready to blow off that … Continue reading →

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