Tag Archives: stress

Study Links Stress To The Existence Of Other People

Don’t let those Fake News types tell you that the United States isn’t at the top of the global heap when it comes to scientific breakthroughs, Modern Philosophers. Today, a team of government scientists from The Department Utilizing Statistics & … Continue reading

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Bury My Head In Ice Cream

Being of unsound mind And extremely Stressed body, I hereby declare That I wish To be buried In ice cream. That might not be A typical Last request, But at the moment, It’s exactly What I need. Truth be told, … Continue reading

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How To Beat The Week (And Maybe Stay Sane)

If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you would prefer not to add a straitjacket to your Fall Fashion ensemble, then you need to learn to beat the week. Let’s be honest…the work week is largely responsible for stress … Continue reading

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Just Say AAAAGGHH!!!

Do you ever just want to scream, Modern Philosophers? I had one of those days today.  There was nothing in particular that caused my big pot of stress to boil rapidly, but the cover was ready to blow off that … Continue reading

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Defusing The Stress Bomb

There was a bomb scare at The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. Luckily for me, I have some experience in this area and a bomb squad suit always at the ready. As of this writing, the stress bomb … Continue reading

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$36 Worth Of Stress

Wouldn’t life be easier, Modern Philosophers, if we could assign a concrete, numeric value to every stressful situation we encounter? I’ve always found safety in numbers.  Witty word play intended, of course. Numbers are rational (well, not all the time!), … Continue reading

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