Tag Archives: stress

Bury My Head In Ice Cream

Being of unsound mind And extremely Stressed body, I hereby declare That I wish To be buried In ice cream. That might not be A typical Last request, But at the moment, It’s exactly What I need. Truth be told, … Continue reading

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How To Beat The Week (And Maybe Stay Sane)

If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you would prefer not to add a straitjacket to your Fall Fashion ensemble, then you need to learn to beat the week. Let’s be honest…the work week is largely responsible for stress … Continue reading

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Just Say AAAAGGHH!!!

Do you ever just want to scream, Modern Philosophers? I had one of those days today.  There was nothing in particular that caused my big pot of stress to boil rapidly, but the cover was ready to blow off that … Continue reading

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Defusing The Stress Bomb

There was a bomb scare at The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. Luckily for me, I have some experience in this area and a bomb squad suit always at the ready. As of this writing, the stress bomb … Continue reading

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$36 Worth Of Stress

Wouldn’t life be easier, Modern Philosophers, if we could assign a concrete, numeric value to every stressful situation we encounter? I’ve always found safety in numbers.  Witty word play intended, of course. Numbers are rational (well, not all the time!), … Continue reading

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When The Car Won’t Start

The day was off to such a promising start, Modern Philosophers. I had a really good run, and felt rather Barry Allen-esque after it was done. When I weighed myself, I discovered that I was the lightest I’ve been in … Continue reading

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