Tag Archives: stress

Post Traumatic Snow Disorder

I spent five years working at a mental hospital, Modern Philosophers, so I feel comfortable diagnosing myself with PTSD… Post Traumatic Snow Disorder. I was up at 5:30 this morning, which is about an hour and a half earlier than … Continue reading

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Guess What? Monday Hates You, Too!

Monday issued the following press release today, Modern Philosophers… People of the World,  I know you hate Monday.  You loathe and despise it.  You get all creative and come up with witty (so you think) little memes about it. You’ve … Continue reading

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Tuesday Cracks Under The Pressure Of Following A Long Weekend

If you thought today didn’t feel like a Tuesday, you were not alone, Modern Philosophers. A spokesperson for the Calendar Commission has confirmed that Tuesday had a nervous breakdown and had to be rushed to a psychiatric hospital for treatment. … Continue reading

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The Ants Come Marching…Oh Crap!

Apparently I live in The House on the Ant Hill, Modern Philosophers! It was a beautiful day in Maine, with temperatures rising to 75 degrees!  I was all prepared to entertain you with a funny post about Mainers’ reaction to … Continue reading

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Behind The Shopping Cart: My Lifelong Battle With Grocery Shopping

Friday night is usually when I do my grocery shopping, Modern Philosophers. I returned to The House on the Hill without incident tonight, but a trip to the supermarket hasn’t always been that simple for me.  As is the case … Continue reading

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There’s Two Sides To Every Stressed Out Blogger

I was bored waiting for the mechanic to call, Modern Philosophers, so I decided to take a walk to pop in on my PCP, Dr. Jekyll. It was gnawing at me that I’ve been so stressed out this Winter, and … Continue reading

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Stressed Man Running

I thought I’d put my Film degree to use, Modern Philosophers, and make a vague movie reference in the title of this blog post.  NYU cost a lot of money, so I’ve got to make use of all that movie … Continue reading

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Zombie Car Dies Again; Beleaguered Blogger Bummed

The Zombie Car, that undead piece of automotive wonder that resides in the garage of The House on the Hill, died again today.  It was 21.  Its only survivor is The Modern Philosopher, the poor man in the oil soaked … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Let’s Run Away Edition

Modern Philosophers, is it really Friday night?  Did I somehow manage to survive the week?  If so, it’s a miracle. I don’t want to taint the Think Tank with bad vibes, so let me tell my story quickly before we … Continue reading

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Ghosts of General Tso and Colonel Sanders Meet to Talk Chicken

After a very difficult day at the office, this Modern Philosopher decided that the logical thing to do was to grab some comfort food and scurry back to the safety of The House on the Hill.  One cannot really summon … Continue reading

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