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No Suits For You!

A friend recently asked if I had a suit for an upcoming function, Modern Philosophers. First off, I told her, I don’t do functions. I’m a devout Introvert, and I take the Commandments quite seriously… Thou shalt not go out … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Gotta Find A New Barber!

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! It’s been 71 days since my last haircut, and I’m getting a little shaggy, so panic has set in at The House on the Hill. As you know, my longtime barber, Dave, was killed in December … Continue reading

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It’s Hard To Find The Tabasco In All The Chaos!

In what’s become something of a frightening Monday tradition, Modern Philosophers, I wore another of my Tabasco ties to work today. Since I had the audacity to go out in public in this fashion nightmare, the only fair thing to … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Barbershop Duet

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! I’m still more asleep than awake, so I thought it would be the perfect time to write my Jump Start article.  I just had this crazy dream that I was back in Brooklyn, trying to dig … Continue reading

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