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Tag Archives: Subzero Temperatures
Does Amazon Offer Free Shipping On Global Warming?
Where the hell is this global warming I’m always hearing about, Modern Philosophers? Please don’t start sending hate mail to the blog. I’m not wishing for anything bad to happen to the environment. I’m just tired of the Arctic temperatures … Continue reading
Snow Miser’s Frigid Kiss
As memories Of Christmas fade, And another year Nears its Inevitable end, My thoughts drift To New Year’s Eve, And how nice It would be To have someone To kiss At midnight. It has been Too long Since I’ve done … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry Tagged Arctic blast, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New Year's Eve, New Year's kiss, poem, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Subzero Temperatures, winter in Maine 4 Comments
All Hallows Society To Charge Snow Miser With Winter War Crimes
As Mainers prepare for a frigid night with wind chills approaching 30 degrees below zero, the word around the fireplace is that The All Hallows Society has decided to charge Snow Miser with Winter War Crimes. While there is no … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged All Hallows Society, cold, freezing, frigid, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Subzero Temperatures, Wind Chill 10 Comments
Stephen King To Pay For Retractable Dome To Protect Maine from Winter
The Master of Nightmares has become the Granter of Dreams, Modern Philosophers! As Maine suffers through its coldest Winter since the dawn of time, the state’s most famous resident has decided to step up and finally do something about it. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged cold, Domes, frigid, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire, Stephen King, Subzero Temperatures, Under the Dome, weather, winter 42 Comments