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Tag Archives: summer vacation
Last Day of Vacation Blues
I couldn’t get out of my pajamas this morning, Modern Philosophers. And it wasn’t because I’d suddenly forgotten how to undress myself. Today is the last day of my vacation, and I figured if I never changed out of my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged back to work, end of vacation, Humor, Labor Day, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, summer vacation
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Going Back Is Hell
“Are you excited about going back to work on Tuesday?” The Devil asked, as what only could be described as a devilish grin danced across his handsome face. As always, he was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit and looked … Continue reading
No Pitchforks!
The Devil glared at me defiantly from the doorway to the living room. As always, he was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, but today, he also wore a frown and had his arms crossed over his chest. He looked … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, summer vacation, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil, witty banter
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Thanksgiving in August
Since anything can happen on vacation, Modern Philosophers, I decided to make today Thanksgiving. No, I didn’t dress up as a Pilgrim and watch football all day like I normally do on National Turkey Day, but I did make the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Darth Vader, Fitness, food, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation, Thanksgiving
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Vacation Domination!
All you need to know right now, Modern Philosophers, is that I am officially on vacation! It’s be a long, trying, heartbreaking, exhausting summer and I need the next ten days to recharge my batteries and feel normal again. Or … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Friday, holiday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, no work, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation
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Inviting The President To Maine
Dear President Trump, I’ve noticed that work has been a bit stressful for you lately, and I wanted to suggest that a vacation in Maine might be exactly what you need. I know you like to go to your ritzy … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Governor LePage, Humor, letter to the President, lobsters, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation, vacationland
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Friday Night Think Tank: Labor Day Weekend
It’s the Friday night of the long Labor Day Weekend, Modern Philosophers. Many people consider this to be Summer’s last hurrah, and they do everything they can to wring the last drops of Summer fun out of these three days. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged back to school, Brooklyn, Humor, Labor Day, Lake Ronkonkoma, life, Modern Philosopher, NYU, Sarcasm, satire, summer vacation
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