Tag Archives: Sun

I Advise You To Shine On, Superstar!

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m having a little problem with jealousy, and I was hoping that you could give me some advice and set me straight. I’m not a fan of all the attention that the Super Moon is getting.  I’m … Continue reading

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Thousands of Panicked Mainers Call to Report Strange Object in the Sky; Authorities Determine It’s Just the Sun

What is that weird, glowing thing in the sky? It seems to be emitting heat. Is it going to destroy us???

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NASA To Send Up Probe To Make Sure The Sun Is Still Out There

NASA has finally come up with a project to keep it busy, Modern Philosophers! It was decided that the once formidable American space program would run an errand for the citizens of this great country, who are freezing off their … Continue reading

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