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Tag Archives: Sunday
Sunday, Snow, Sausages, Shoveling, and Secret Identities
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! So much has gone on already at The House on the Hill, and I luckily had my camera crew on hand to record it for you. I will share the photos shortly. However, the most exciting … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Cooking, food, girlfriend, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, secret identity, snow, Sunday, Supergirl
15 Comments
The Modern Philosopher Gets Bamboozled
The Nuns taught us back in Catholic School, Modern Philosophers, that Sunday was a day of rest. I bought into that because I knew never to doubt the Nuns. If you questioned anything they said, they came after you with … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bamboo, day of rest, exercise, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, National Ice Cream Day, Sarcasm, satire, Sunday, yard work
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I Advise You To Take The Fifth
Dear Modern Philosophers, Happy Sunday! Hope you all had a wonderful Independence Day, and that there were no accidents related to the setting off of fireworks. No one wants to spend the Fifth of July in the Emergency Room. I … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, life, Modern Philosopher, relaxing, Sarcasm, satire, stress, Sunday
7 Comments
I Advise You To Take A Rain Day
Dear Modern Philosopher, It’s a rainy Sunday here in the great Midwest, and I’m not really sure what to do with myself. I’m a single Mom, but my boys are away at Summer Camp. The guy I’ve been seeing on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Humor, lazy Sunday, life, Modern Philosopher, rainy day, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, Sunday, Weekend
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Just A Sunday Stroll Through The Neighborhood
It’s a beautiful Sunday here in Maine, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d take a little stroll through the neighborhood. Would you guys like to join me? I often blog about writing on the front porch of The House on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fall, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, neighborhood, photography, Sarcasm, satire, Sunday, walking
34 Comments
I Advise You To Just Stay In Bed
Dear Modern Philosopher, I am emailing this letter from bed. It’s a dark, rainy Sunday morning, my stomach is making weird gurgling noises, and I’m really not in the mood to deal with anyone. It was a long, grueling week … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, bed, Humor, lazy, Modern Philosopher, Rest, Sarcasm, satire, Sunday
8 Comments
I Advise You To Have A Happy Easter!
Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Easter! I am a longtime reader of the blog, and I really enjoy your Sunday advice column. You definitely know a thing or two about dispensing words of wisdom. I don’t remember anyone ever writing to … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, day off, Easter, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Sunday
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New Maine Law Allows Gargoyle Attacks On Noisy Neighbors
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Care to guess how I know it’s Sunday? I know because that’s the day of the week I’m awakened at 8AM by the guy next door mowing the lawn! I guess I should be grateful that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Gargoyles, Humor, Modern Philosopher, mowing the lawn, neighbors, satire, Stephen King, Sunday
37 Comments