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Tag Archives: Sundays With Satan Short Story Series
The Devil’s Deep Dish
“You are an absolute bore after you’ve gone on a long run,” The Devil chided from his end of the couch. “You sit there like a bump on a log, with absolutely no energy. Our fans want witty banter, the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Chicago, deep dish pizza, flash fiction, hell, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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Forever Single
“Do you know that store Forever 21?” I asked The Devil as I fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit. He did not even glance up … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged dating, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philiospher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil, the single life
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Don’t Make Me Go Back!
“Don’t make me go back! You can’t make me go back!” I wailed at the top of my lungs as I tugged on the lapel of The Devil’s impeccably tailored suit. My Sunday guest looked up at me in concern. … Continue reading
The Devil Advocates
“Are you ready for your big interview tomorrow?” The Devil asked as he put down the Sunday newspaper to give me his full attention. As always, my guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, the likes of which I … Continue reading
Here Comes Satan Cottontail
“Happy Easter!” The Devil declared excitedly as he entered the living room carrying the largest Easter basket I had ever seen. After he’d placed the behemoth gift on the table, I was finally able to catch a glimpse of my … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged April Fool's Day, Easter, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Religion, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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April (Snow) Showers
“Do you realize that the next time we see each other, it will be April?” The Devil asked excitedly as he put down his newspaper. As always, my Sunday guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit. This week, he’d … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Easter, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Religion, sarcasm, satire, short story, Spring, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil, the winter that wouldn't end
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The Storm That Almost Broke Me
“How was your St. Patrick’s Day?” The Devil asked as he handed me a bottle of Snapple from the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that probably cost more than the entire contents … Continue reading
Investing In The Oscars
The Devil appeared at my front door in an impeccably tailored tuxedo. He looked like he’d just stepped off the cover of a fashion magazine. Meanwhile, I was schlepping around in ratty sweatpants, my Nite Show fleece, and a Yankees … Continue reading
A Cool Million
“What do you want to talk about today?” The Devil asked enthusiastically as he handed me an ice cold bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that made him … Continue reading
No Love For Cupid
“Any plans for Valentine’s Day?” The Devil asked with a charming smile as he reached for the Arts section of the Sunday paper. As always, my weekly guest wore an impeccably tailored suit. Today, he’d added a red tie and … Continue reading