Tag Archives: Super Bowl

Not So Super Sunday

Holly waited for Aaron to lower his mask and take a sip of his Snapple before she hit him with her question. “Are you going to watch the Super Bowl?” She knew he was going to give her some sort … Continue reading

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A War Of Snow And Roses

I’m constantly telling people that it never stops snowing in Maine, but I’m not sure everyone takes me seriously, Modern Philosophers. I know it might be hard for some to imagine a world that is forever covered in white.  I … Continue reading

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If I See My Shadow On Super Bowl Sunday…

Happy Groundhog Super Bowl Sunday, Modern Philosophers! I’m not sure if Groundhog Day and the Super Bowl have ever fallen on the same day before today, and the interns are too lazy to research that, so I guess I’ll never … Continue reading

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Tom Brady Can’t Catch

Tom Brady is many things, Modern Philosophers. He is a five time Super Bowl champion. He is the NFL’s reigning Most Valuable Player. He is the holder of numerous Super Bowl records. He is the husband of a supermodel. What … Continue reading

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Satan Bowl Sunday

Surviving Super Bowl Sunday can be a chore when you are a New York Jets fan. The Jets have not appeared in the big game during my lifetime, and according to team sources, they have no intention of making it … Continue reading

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Why The Super Bowl Makes Time Travel A Necessity

I am a huge sports fan, Modern Philosophers. In my youth, I desperately tried to be an athlete, but I was too small, too scrawny, and too incredibly incompetent at hitting a baseball. That didn’t prevent me, however, from rooting … Continue reading

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The Devil Will Take That Bet

“Care to make the game a little interesting?” The Devil asked as he scooped some of my homemade Buffalo Chicken Dip onto his chip. I watched him bring the chip to his mouth and then deposit it without getting a … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Orders Priests Not To Absolve Patriots’ Sins

Pope Francis has told all members of the Catholic Church’s clergy that they are not to grant absolution to any member of the New England Patriots should they confess to cheating in the AFC Championship Game. This major news, coming … Continue reading

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Super Bowl Snow Day

Happy Super Bowl Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Before the Seahawks and the Patriots even hit the field to compete for NFL supremacy and the Lombardi Trophy, there was a much more exciting pregame battle going on at The House on the … Continue reading

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I Advise You That Cheating Is Not Patriotic

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I know you’re a Jets fan, but I hope you are still able to enjoy the day.  There’s still a big game to watch, plenty of cool commercials, and it’s a great excuse … Continue reading

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