Tag Archives: superhero

I Am Becoming The Flash

Posted on June 8, 2017 by Austin

Maybe the title of this post would be a cool headline for my online dating profile, Modern Philosophers. I mean, I don’t want the ladies to think I’m super fast at everything.  Obviously, there are some things in life better … Continue reading →

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Is The Flash Santa’s Secret Weapon?

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Austin

The fact that Barry Allen aka The Flash was at The House on the Hill should not surprise you, Modern Philosophers. After all, the World’s Fastest Man needed something from me, I wanted a cool story for the blog, and … Continue reading →

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Giving A Wedgie To My Inner Superhero

Posted on June 5, 2016 by Austin

Have you ever had one of those moments, Modern Philosophers, when you’re so exhausted that you can’t make it from the car to the house and almost fall asleep in the comfy chair on your front porch? I just had … Continue reading →

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My Father, The Superhero

Posted on June 21, 2015 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
My Dad was a banker.  He was not one of the Avengers, a member of the Justice League, or a Jedi Knight. Regardless, he was my Superhero. Dad was 44 when…

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Superman Visits My Fortress Of Solitude

Posted on February 26, 2015 by Austin

When The Man of Steel makes a surprise visit to The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, you rearrange your day to be available to hang out with him. “I love reading your blog, Austin, and you told me I … Continue reading →

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My Father, The Superhero

Posted on June 15, 2014 by Austin

My Dad was a banker.  He was not one of the Avengers, a member of the Justice League, or a Jedi Knight. Regardless, he was my Superhero. Dad was 44 when I was born.  He was not exactly a spring … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Feeling Super Edition

Posted on May 2, 2014 by Austin

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers! It was a long, tiring week, but on the drive home, I saw a giant rainbow spanning across the otherwise stormy sky.  I’m going to say that’s a sign of good things to come. So … Continue reading →

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Ben Affleck Cast as Batman AND Superman In Upcoming Flick!

Posted on August 23, 2013 by Austin

While the movie world was still abuzz with the news that Ben Affleck had been cast as the new Batman in the upcoming Batman and Superman flick, Warner Bros. made another stunning announcement today that turned Hollywood upside down… They’ve … Continue reading →

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