Tag Archives: Superheroes

Are You Dating A Superhero?

Several years ago, Modern Philosophers, I was certain that my girlfriend was a Superhero. She was absolutely perfect, showed up whenever I needed her as if she just sensed I was in trouble, and I always felt safe and happy … Continue reading

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Am I Superman?

I’m not faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, or able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, Modern Philosophers. But I still think I’m Superman! I’m making this claim because after a ten and a … Continue reading

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Supergirl and The Walking Dead Crossover Set For May Sweeps

Faster than a speeding bullet, Supergirl has shot up my list of must watch TV shows, Modern Philosophers. That’s why I wanted to leap over tall buildings in a single bound when I heard that TV’s sexiest Superhero would be … Continue reading

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That Time I Died A Comic Book Death

Facebook was kind enough to remind me, Modern Philosophers, that four years ago today, I died a semi-heroic comic book death. As you can see from the photo on the left, which Zuckerberg’s minions told me I posted four years … Continue reading

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The Avenging Fallen Angel

I was eating a big bowl of chocolate peanut butter ice cream, when the front door of The House on the Hill swept open without warning. Feeling guilty about my midday snack, I scrambled to shove the bowl under the … Continue reading

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Batman Vs Daredevil On Hold Until Studio Perfects Ben Affleck Clone

The big announcement out of Hollywood today is that the potential blockbuster movie for the Summer of 2017, Batman Versus Daredevil, has been put on hold due to lack of advancements in cloning. According to the studio that’s financing the … Continue reading

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One Of Those Dreams…

I had one of those dreams last night, Modern Philosophers, where I woke up from it, but went right back into it when I fell asleep again. Have you ever had such a dreamt?  There’s probably a term for it, … Continue reading

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