Tag Archives: Superheroes

Superhero Envy

“You know what I really hate about you mortals?” The Devil bellowed before I even saw him. He finally strode into view wearing an impeccably tailored suit and a frown, and then stood in the doorway to the living with … Continue reading

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Can The Flash Be My Wingman?

Do you think The Flash is available to be my wingman, Modern Philosophers? I know he has his hands full keeping Central City safe from the big bads, but a superhero is supposed to help anyone in need, right? Well, … Continue reading

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Are You Dating A Superhero?

Several years ago, Modern Philosophers, I was certain that my girlfriend was a Superhero. She was absolutely perfect, showed up whenever I needed her as if she just sensed I was in trouble, and I always felt safe and happy … Continue reading

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Am I Superman?

I’m not faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, or able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, Modern Philosophers. But I still think I’m Superman! I’m making this claim because after a ten and a … Continue reading

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Supergirl and The Walking Dead Crossover Set For May Sweeps

Faster than a speeding bullet, Supergirl has shot up my list of must watch TV shows, Modern Philosophers. That’s why I wanted to leap over tall buildings in a single bound when I heard that TV’s sexiest Superhero would be … Continue reading

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That Time I Died A Comic Book Death

Facebook was kind enough to remind me, Modern Philosophers, that four years ago today, I died a semi-heroic comic book death. As you can see from the photo on the left, which Zuckerberg’s minions told me I posted four years … Continue reading

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The Avenging Fallen Angel

I was eating a big bowl of chocolate peanut butter ice cream, when the front door of The House on the Hill swept open without warning. Feeling guilty about my midday snack, I scrambled to shove the bowl under the … Continue reading

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