Tag Archives: Superheroes

I’d Rather Field Than Fly

We were watching the Yankees game. During a commercial break, there was a commercial for the latest mega budget superhero flick opening in theaters soon. That was when The Devil put down the Sunday paper and asked, “If you had … Continue reading

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Superhero Envy

“You know what I really hate about you mortals?” The Devil bellowed before I even saw him. He finally strode into view wearing an impeccably tailored suit and a frown, and then stood in the doorway to the living with … Continue reading

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Can The Flash Be My Wingman?

Do you think The Flash is available to be my wingman, Modern Philosophers? I know he has his hands full keeping Central City safe from the big bads, but a superhero is supposed to help anyone in need, right? Well, … Continue reading

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Are You Dating A Superhero?

Several years ago, Modern Philosophers, I was certain that my girlfriend was a Superhero. She was absolutely perfect, showed up whenever I needed her as if she just sensed I was in trouble, and I always felt safe and happy … Continue reading

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Supergirl and The Walking Dead Crossover Set For May Sweeps

Faster than a speeding bullet, Supergirl has shot up my list of must watch TV shows, Modern Philosophers. That’s why I wanted to leap over tall buildings in a single bound when I heard that TV’s sexiest Superhero would be … Continue reading

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That Time I Died A Comic Book Death

Facebook was kind enough to remind me, Modern Philosophers, that four years ago today, I died a semi-heroic comic book death. As you can see from the photo on the left, which Zuckerberg’s minions told me I posted four years … Continue reading

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The Avenging Fallen Angel

I was eating a big bowl of chocolate peanut butter ice cream, when the front door of The House on the Hill swept open without warning. Feeling guilty about my midday snack, I scrambled to shove the bowl under the … Continue reading

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Batman Vs Daredevil On Hold Until Studio Perfects Ben Affleck Clone

The big announcement out of Hollywood today is that the potential blockbuster movie for the Summer of 2017, Batman Versus Daredevil, has been put on hold due to lack of advancements in cloning. According to the studio that’s financing the … Continue reading

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Is Thor Abandoning The Avengers For Snow Miser?

As Winter Storm Thor makes its way across the United States, hammering everything in its path, there is only one question on the mind of fans of the Marvel Universe… Has Thor abandoned The Avengers to team up with Snow … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Keep Teaching Them About Real Heroes

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am writing to you because I am having a problem with my grandsons, and would love some advice from someone who better understands that generation. I adore the boys, and always look forward to spending time … Continue reading

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