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The First Order Endorses Jeb Bush For President

Posted on January 23, 2016 by Austin

In a move that caught many political pundits off guard, the intergalactic military power known as The First Order announced that it is endorsing Jeb Bush in the 2016 Presidential Election. In a prepared statement distributed to the press, Supreme … Continue reading →

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The Prince Of The Dark Side

Posted on January 10, 2016 by Austin

I sensed a disturbance in the Force, so I looked up to discover The Devil grinning at me from the entrance to the living room. “You’re not a Vampire,” I reminded him.  “You don’t need to wait for me to … Continue reading →

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My Force Has Been Awakened!

Posted on January 10, 2016 by Austin

A long time ago, in a theater not that far from The House on the Hill, Star Wars: The Force Awakens opened. As much as I was dying to see the flick, I don’t like going to packed theaters, waiting … Continue reading →

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