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Tag Archives: Supreme Leader Snoke
The First Order Endorses Jeb Bush For President
In a move that caught many political pundits off guard, the intergalactic military power known as The First Order announced that it is endorsing Jeb Bush in the 2016 Presidential Election. In a prepared statement distributed to the press, Supreme … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, Jeb Bush, Kylo Ren, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars, Supreme Leader Snoke, The First Order, The Force Awakens
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The Prince Of The Dark Side
I sensed a disturbance in the Force, so I looked up to discover The Devil grinning at me from the entrance to the living room. “You’re not a Vampire,” I reminded him. “You don’t need to wait for me to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Daisy Ridley, Humor, Kylo Ren, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, Star Wars, Supreme Leader Snoke, The Devil, The Force Awakens
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My Force Has Been Awakened!
A long time ago, in a theater not that far from The House on the Hill, Star Wars: The Force Awakens opened. As much as I was dying to see the flick, I don’t like going to packed theaters, waiting … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Daisy Ridley, Humor, Kylo Ren, Modern Philosopher, movies, Rey, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars, Supreme Leader Snoke, The Force Awakens
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