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Tag Archives: Surgery
Witch Helps Surgeons Save Man Who Ate Magic Beans
History was made today at Bangor’s Eastern Maine Medical Center when a Witch was asked to assist surgeons in their attempt to save a man who had ingested a handful of Magic Beans. It is believed to be the first … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fairy Tales, hospital, Humor, Jack & the Beanstalk, magic beans, Modern Philosopher, satire, Surgery, Witches
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Heads You Lose…Again! Headless Horseman Miffed Over Transplant Gaffe
The Headless Horseman today announced his plans to sue Eastern Maine Medical Center after they refused to perform head transplant surgery when he arrived at the facility several hours late for his appointment. “It’s like they decapitated me all over … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Head Transplant, Headless Horseman, Humor, Modern Philosophers, Replacement Heads, satire, Sleepy Hollow, Surgery
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