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Study Finds That 99 Out Of 100 Americans Believe Perfection Is Attainable
According to a new study released by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST), 99 out of 100 Americans believe that perfection can be attained. This study, conducted over the third weekend of July, randomly selected two adults in each … Continue reading
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Tagged Evil Step Mother, Humor, Modern Philosopher, numbers, perfection, Sarcasm, satire, statistics, study, survey
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Maine’s Zombies Unhappy With Lack Of Zombie Academy Awards Nominees
I think I’m suffering from a n actual fever in addition to Oscar Fever, Modern Philosophers, so that’s probably why I sent the interns out on such an odd assignment. It also explains why they were in such a rush … Continue reading
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Tagged Academy Awards, Ellen, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Oscars, Sarcasm, satire, survey, Zombies
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